Finger Food at Wendy's

Did you hear about this? A woman in California found a human finger in her bowl of chili at Wendy's. You can read more here, if you really want to.

But...
--> This brings a new definition to the term "finger food!"
--> At Wendy's if they don't like a customer, they give him the finger!
--> Don't be alarmed, it's just Wendy's new... DIGITAL chili!
--> Could have been worse -- it coulda been a toe!
--> Be quiet about that finger in your chili, or EVERYBODY will want one!

(sfx: rimshots... laughter... weak applause)THANKS EVERYBODY, YOU'RE A GREAT CROWD! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK- TELL YOUR FRIENDS...